Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

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when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

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"First forget inspiration. Habit is more dependable. Habit will sustain you whether you’re inspired or not." - Octavia Butler (via universitymotivation)

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"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them." - Unknown  (via mlorets)

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how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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when you hate your legs 
remember that they carried you through the hardest parts of your life. they get you out of bed every day and take you to what you love.

when you hate your stomach
remember that it helped you gain strength. it holds the memories of deep laughter and great meals. it is full of warmth and joy.

when you hate your arms
remember that they are strong, which makes you strong. but they are also soft and can be used to cuddle and hold the ones you love.

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